The plane begins to plummet towards the ground. George Clooney turns to Michael Jackson and says "hurry! we need to get off this plane!" Michael Jackson replies, "but..what about the kids?!" George Clooney says "FUCK THE KIDS!" In response, Michael smiles and asks, "Do we have time?"
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