Met a woman at the bar the other night

She was absolutely stunning. At least at 11/10. I asked her where she's from and what she does. She said "I live around here, and I'm a brain surgeon."


Now I don't know if it's sexist of me, but I was really impressed.


Most women can't pull off sarcasm.

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