Met a girl the other day and asked her her name. She said, "Carmen". I said it was a nice name. She said it's from the two things she likes most, cars and men. Then she asked me my name. I held out my hand and said...
Met a girl the other day and asked her her name. She said, "Carmen". I said it was a nice name. She said it's from the two things she likes most, cars and men. Then she asked me my name. I held out my hand and said...
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