Men's English

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.


� I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.


� I'm tired." = I'm tired.


� Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.


� Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.


� Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.


� May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.


� Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!


� You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.


� What's wrong?" = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?


� What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.


� I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?


� I love you." = Let's have sex now.


� I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!


� Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.


� Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much
different!


� Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.


� Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.


And FINALLY... (While shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick ANY
dress and let's go home!