Three guys are captured by Indians. Before they're to be skinned
to make canoes the Indians will grant them one last request. The
first guy asks for a T-Bone steak. So they get him a T-Bone
steak, skin him, and make him into a canoe.
They come to the second guy. He asks to watch a football
game. They arrange for him to watch a football game, skin him,
and make him into a canoe.
They come to the third guy and he asks for a fork. The
Indians think hes retarded or something but they finally give
him a fork. They ask him what he's gonna do with it. He
immediatley starts stabbing himself, screaming, "You're not
gonna make a canoe out of ME!!".
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