To surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office early one afternoon.
When she opened the office door, she was shocked to find him with his attractive Administrative Assistant sitting in his lap.
Without missing a beat, he stated loudly, "um,... And in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I simply cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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