Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. Hey, what yew got there? asked a neighbor. I dunno much 'bout art, replied Melburn, but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!
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