Meeting Father A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

Meeting Father A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks the young man, What size and type of condom would you like? They come in packs of 3, 9, or 12. The young man explains, Well, I've never bought them before, but I've been seeing this girl for a while, and I'm meeting her parents tonight. I've got a feeling that after dinner with them, when we go out later, I'm going to get lucky. So, you'd better give me the 12 pack. I bet we'll need it. The young man purchases the condoms, the pharmacist wishes him luck, and with a pat on the back, the young man leaves. Later that evening, the young man sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing before they eat. Everyone agrees. He begins the prayer, and after the prayer, he suggests time for private meditation. After several minutes his girlfriend leans over and says, You never told me that you were so religious. He leans over to her and says, You never told me that your father was a pharmacist.