Med class

A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.


�As a doctor, you�ll need to develop two key skills,� the professor begins. �The first is stoicism. You can�t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.�


The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse�s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.


�Now do the same,� he instructs.


The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver�s anus and then sucking on it.


When everyone has finished, the professor continues, �The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger."


"Pay attention!�


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo