Two men are drinking at a bar.
One man goes to the other "did you know if you jump out that window you will fall three stories then the wind will blow you around the building and in through a window."
The other man says "Bullshit"
The first man goes "look I will show you." He then jumps out the window. Sure enough three stories down he got blown around the building and in through a window. He goes back up to the other man and goes "Your turn".
The second man jumps and falls to his death. The bartender who was watching the whole ordeal says to the first man "God you're mean when you're drunk Superman."
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