Max worked for the company for 50 years, and never got anything in return.

Max was one of the hardest working employees the company has ever known and he never even got payed, because he didn't want to. When he worked for 20 years the boss said: ''Max you fool, let me pay you the money you deserve''. But Max said: ''no no I love working here so much I don't want it''. After 30 years the boss said: ''come on now Max let me at least pay you a bonus'' But max didn't want it. After 50 years the boss walked up to Max and said: ''if you don't want money, that's fine, but I organized an unforgetable day for you''. Max got in a limosine and drove through the city, where ever he wanted to go, he had drinks and women and enough money to spend for an entire day of great fun and enjoyment. When he returned to work, late at night, his employees and boss were waiting and his boss asked: ''Max, I hope you enjoyed it, what was your favorite thing?'' on which he replied:''the signs on the side of the road that said: Max. 50''

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