While walking down a country lane they come across a Scotsman asleep under a tree and wearing full traditional clothes.
Mavis turns to Marjorie and says, "I wonder if it's true what they say about what a Scotsman wears under his kilt?".
Marjorie says, "let's find out!".
They tiptoe up to the man and gently lift up his kilt, sure enough there's his dick proud as punch.
Marjorie whispers to Mavis, "We really should leave something to let him know we've been here...."
So Mavis pulls a blue ribbon from her hair and gently ties it around the end of the man's dick and gently puts his kilt back down and they walk off.
10 minutes later the Scotsman wakes up, goes for a piss, lifts his kilt, looks down and says, "I don't know where you've been little fella but at least you won first prize!"
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