Me and my friends came up with a scenario where a teenager is addicted to jerking off and his father is addicted to eating cum. We like to imagine the dad chasing the son around the house yelling "COME ON GIVE ME A GOOD ONE!" And the son crying/masturbating/running all at the same time. It's gold.
Edit: allergic -> addicted
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