Massachusetts just released a new calculator, the MI-83...

Doesn't allow you to perform high-capacity equations, and there is a special three step button you have to depress in order to clear the screen for a new calculation to be performed. Limited order of operations. Also, no pocket sizes or comfy side grips allowed.

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