Jesus was drawing in the dirt with a stick, when a crowd of men brought Mary Magdalene in. They said they had caught her in the act of adultery and believed she should be stoned, but they asked Jesus to share his thoughts on the matter.
"Let him among you who is without sin cast the first stone," he said.
One by one they began dropping their stones to the ground and filing out. Suddenly from the back comes an angry cry, "No! No, damn it! I'm sick of this shit! He *always* wants to go first!"
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