Two older women were discussing their sex lives. Marge was just beside herself. Her sex life was just awful! Her husband just didn't seem interested anymore. Her friend was quick to say that her sex life was just wonderful. She said that every day before her husband gets home from work she takes a shower. Then she lies naked on the bed with her legs spread open. When he walks into the room and sees her lying there it is just too much for him to resist. Works every time.
Marge decided to try this. So the next day prior to her husband returning home she takes a shower. When she hears him come into the house she runs to the bedroom. She lies on the bed naked with her legs spread wide apart and waits. Her husband walks into the room, takes one look at her and says... " Dammit Marge, would you comb your hair and put your teeth in. You're starting to look like an asshole"!
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