Man: Finally! The day has come!
Woman: Can I leave you?
Man: Of course not!
Woman: Will you kiss me?
Man: Definitely!
Woman: Will you hurt me?
Man: Don't be ridiculous, where did you get that idea from?
Woman: Will you be loyal?
Man: Absolutely!
Woman: Will you love me?
Man: 100% of the time!
Woman: Will you hate me?
After marriage read from bottom to top.
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