Marital sex


The three stages of marital sex:


Honeymoon sex: This is where you have sex three or four times a night.


Vacation sex: This is where you have sex, ten, or twelve times a year.


Oral sex: This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell, "FUCK YOU."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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