Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs.

A banana was on...

Well it wasn't a whole banana, but it was a-peeling

My wife said

"why do you always treat me like a cunt?" I didn't know what to say, so I...

Why is a...

Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the...

A Very Outdated...

A high-school teacher asks a girl in the class, "What part of the body...

Parachute Race

A Blonde And A Brunette Go Parachuting. The Blonde jumps first, pulls her...

One night, a...

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for...

Blonde Baby...

A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what...

In case I die...

Tell your mum I love her.

Smiling Clown

Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling? A: Hit him in the face with an axe.

Grammar Nazi.

"Sir, we are mining too many useless cores" [Hitler rubs chin] "So, mine...