Map

Bill Clinton was walking on the beach and he saw a magic lamp.


He picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped out.


The genie said, "You've freed me from my captivity, you get one wish."


Clinton said, "Okay," he reached into his pocket and pulled out a map of the world.


He asked the genie for world peace. The genie said, "Are you kidding, I'm only a G2, only a G1 can do something like that.


If I tried to do that it would take all my powers. Make another wish."


Clinton said, "Okay," and proceded to look through his wallet. He pulled out a picture of his daughter and said, "Make my daughter beautiful."


The genie looked at the picture and said, "Let me see that map again."


Submitted by curtis
edited by calamjo, Tantilazing and yisman