A man and his faithful companion are lost in the woods. They wander for weeks until the man knows what he must do to survive. "Rex, me old mate' he says in a weak melancholic tone. "You've been by me side all your life, served and obeyed me with affection, this breaks my heart, but for me to escape death i must eat you."
He cries as he chokes down the last bite, and as he sits there staring at the bones that are left, all he can think is "Gees, Rex would've loved those"
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