Man without arms

A pastor is sitting in the church preparing for the upcoming church service, when he hears a kicking sound on the church doors. He goes to the door and discovers a middle aged man without arms. The pastor invites the man inside. The man with no arms tells the pastor that he is searching for a job, and asked if the church had any jobs available. The pastor tells the man that if he needs money that the church would gladly help him out. The man refused the charity and tells the pastor that he would rather earn his money. The pastor thinks for a moment and tells the man that the only job that they have open at the church is the bell ringer. The man tells the pastor that he could easily do the job as the bell ringer and would do it for the upcoming days service.

Although the pastor had his doubts, the pastor leads the man to the bell tower. Once there, the pastor demonstrates how to ring the bell. The pastor grabs the rope with both hands and pulls down, ringing the bell. The man stated "no problem" and proceeds to run head first into the bell, which produces a loud ringing. The pastor although surprised by the method, tells the man he has the job, and that he must go prepare for the church service. He tells the man to ring the bell ten more times. The man with no arms then proceeds to run head first into the bell two more times, but then starts to feel groggy and falls out of the bell tower onto the pavement in front of the church, just as the parishioners begin to show up to church. The parishioners gather around the man, but nobody recognizes him.

The pastor then comes up to the crowd, and one of the parishioners asks the pastor if they recognize the man, the pastor replies "the face rings a bell."