And orders two whiskeys on the rocks. He sits down and drinks the first shot. He then pours the second shot over his hand.
A few minutes later he orders another two shots. He again drinks the first one and pours the second over his hand.
A few minutes later he orders another round of drinks. Being curious and a little pissed that the guy was wasting good whiskey the bartender asked, "Are you going to drink the first shot and pour the second over your hand again?"
"Yes I am", replied the gentleman.
"Why?", asked the bartender
The gentleman replied "I am only trying to get my date drunk."
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