A man takes his son to the police station to get him a job as a cop. He meets the lieutenant and tells him. "Take my son, he's really stupid and I think he fits perfectly here."
"How stupid is he?" says the lieutenant.
"Watch this. Son, go outside and see if father is outside." The son goes outside and comes back in and says "No father, father wasn't outside."
"See? I told you he's stupid."
The lieutenant says "You're right, he could have looked through the window instead."
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