he turns to his first born son and asks him to pass the salt. His first born says "Dad, I need to tell you something. I'm gay."
The Father's face turns red and his eye starts twitching. He takes a deep breath, exhales and says "Ok son, I respect your life choice."
He then turns to his second born son and asks him to pass the pepper. His second born says "Dad, I too need to tell you something. I am also gay."
The father loses his calm and slams both fists on the table and yells "GOD DAMN IT, ISN'T THERE ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE THAT LIKES PUSSY!!!???"
His daughter replies "Dad, I need to tell you something..."
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