There was a guy who had two penises. This led to a harried sex life, and so, at 22 he finally decided to ask his doctor about it.
Man: Hey doc, guess what, I've got two of something you have one.
Doc: Well, that could technically be almost anything.
Man: Well, it's somewhere private, and there are three of them in this room.
Doc slaps his hand to his mouth in shock, and keeps staring at the guy. After a minute or so, he slowly says,
"Oh my god, you don't have a dick??!"
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