... Worried for his wife, 2 hours later he gets a call from the police. "Sir, you wife was arrested today, would you like to talk to her?" Confused about what happened he said yes. "What happened babe?!" Wife says "I just did what you asked, you told me to go to the store and find a black n decker"
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