A young man accidentally rips foreskin on his penis when he is drunk so bad all the has to be removed. He doesn't know where to find help since no one seam familiar with the particular type of skin and rare circumstances like that. So he comes to a doctor with a horribly bad reputation and says :"Dr. Hertz is there something you can help me with it. I need my foreskin back at any cost. I really need it or my girlfriend will dump me and the pain is still awful." Dr. Hertz lets him go after contemplating for a while. And then he tells him to come on Sunday. The young man is confused since no one works on Sunday but doesn't care since he really wanted the procedure. So after the procedure is done the man asked: "How did you do it Dr. Hertz. None could do it but you." He answers: "Oh, I just stitched some together and placed it on. But I had to wait until after my synagogue's was open to collect spare parts thrown out after a 'brit milah' of quintuplets". The young man pukes.
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