Man in an empty bar starts hearing voices

They're saying "hey you look really good" and "nice tie, man". So the man says to the bar tender,
"What the hell is going on? Who's saying all this stuff?"
The bartender replies,
"It's the peanuts sir, they're complimentary"

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