Man in a bar claims to have two penises.

So a woman approaches said man and asks to see it. He shows her his pants have two zippers, one for each dick. She suggests going in the back for a closer examination.
As they're finishing up she stops him and says, "Now show me the other one."
So he puts it away and zips up, then unzips the other side. Pulls out a flaccid member and says, "Aww, he's moping because I used the other one first."

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