A man was late for work and was pulled over by a cop hiding at the end of a bridge. The cop asked "Where you
going in such a hurry?" The man tells the cop that he is just heading to work. "What do you do?" the cop asked. "I'm a rectum stretcher" he replied. "What on earth does a rectum stretcher do?!" the shocked officer asked. "Well.. first you start with one finger then you work in the index finger of the other hand.. eventually you can work in both hands.. then the arms.. then the legs.. and you keep doing this until the rectum is 6ft wide." The cop stairs in disgust then finally asks "What are you going to do with a six foot asshole??" The driver quickly responds with "Put it at the end of a bridge and give it a radar gun"
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