The doctor says "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news"
The man says "Give me the good news first doc"
The doctor replies "Well your ailment is the first case ever seen and gets a brand new disease name in the medical manuals along with a photo."
The man says, "Jesus, what's it called and what's the bad news?"
Doc says, "It's going to be called Elephantcockitis, and the bad news is you need to buy a wheelbarrow because your cock and balls are going to get so big you'll need one just to carry them around."
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