Man goes to buy a house.

a man goes to buy a house, and he found one very good looking one. it was near the beach, it was big and it was cheap. So the man goes to see the house with the seller. They tour the house and it looks like everything he coud want. when they arrive to the bathroom the seller turns around and says "ok we have one condition about this house. DO NOT press that button on the bathroom wall." man looks over the seller and sees a big red button at the wall. he thought "fair enough this is a great house otherwise". the man buys the house.


he spent his days enjoying the house it was perfect in every way. but the nagging in his head never stopped "what woud that button do?". so one day he finally said out loud "this is my house dammit i can do what ever i want in it!" he went to the bathroom and pressed the button **BEEB** wall opened and there was big black ripped man and he asked with his mighty voice "with or without vaseline?" then man stuttered "wi-wi-without" then the man grabbed our house owner and proceeded to pound him two hours straight. dry.
the man was mortified and promised himself never to touch that button again.

But, one day when he was leaving the shower, he slipped and accidently pressed the button again **BEEB** . to his horror the wall opened once more and the same big black man repeated the question "with or without vaseline?" this time our man said "WITH vaseline!" **BEEB** another wall opened and there was another black man almost twice the size of the other black man "*HELLO MY NAME IS VASELINE*"