The paramedic brings a man into the ER and starts describing the symptoms to the attending doctor.
"So he's perspiring from his hands"
"Right"
"He's having difficulty standing up"
"Right"
"He's also having difficulty lifting his arms above his waist"
"Right"
"As you can see he's also previously expelled the contents of his stomach onto his outerwear, looks like pasta. Any ideas what's wrong with him?"
The doctor then ponders for a minute and replies to the paramedic
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit it on his sweater already...Moms spaghetti"
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