Man comes home to all his belongings thrown out in the yard....

So hes knocking on the door, "Baby, baby, whats wrong? Please let me in!" and she responds, "No! you are a pedophile" and the man says, "come on now, pedophile? Thats a pretty big word for a 12 year old isn't it?

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