a man comes home after a long day at work.when he opens the front door he sees his wife standing there with a pissed off look and bags in her hand. the husband ask what is the matter now.His wife replies im leaving you you horrible son of a bitch.the man splutters and says but why. the wife replies because i found out today that you are a Pedophile. the man looks at his wife and says. that's a mighty big word for an eight year old.
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