Man caught spray-painting swastika...

I was walking down the street one day and saw a man tagging in an alley. I didn't want to disturb him as sometimes these people can be rather violent and rude. I look a little close though and it's a young kid. I walk up and he's almost finished. I realized he's spraypainting a swastika on the wall. I tell him, "c'mon man, don't you know that's two crimes?" A hate crime and vandalism. He turns around with a big grin and says "No it's Nazi."

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