Man and woman pick each other up, in a club. They decide to go back to one of their places, but simply can't keep their hands off each other, and end up getting it on in the back of the cab.
Afterward, the guy says, "If I'd known you were a virgin, I would have gone slower."
She replies, "If you had gone slower, I would have had time to take off my pantyhose!"
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