A man went to the store and bought a smoothie. He went home and was talking to his wife at the house. He said "man I love this smoothie, if only there was a way to make it here in my own house." And his wife replied "you can, it's called a blender, dumbass." And he said "i know about a blender, I was talking about a wife."
Edit: sorry for the WORST joke. I was really under the influence when writing it, I apologize
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