A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.
The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Why are you
wearing a football jersey?"
She replied, "Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn't I wear it?"
He said, "You're not supposed to wear it unless you've made the team."
"Oh," she replied sweetly, "Who did I miss?"
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