Steve and his girlfriend, Sheila, were making out real hot and heavy when Steve's left hand wandered south. He began fingering his girl's vagina when she whispered in his ear,
"Could you take your ring off?" She continued, "It's really uncomfortable."
Steve whispered back to her, saying "Sorry, Sweetie, that's not my ring, it's my watch."
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