So Ghandi was quite old, and often went on hunger strikes, which left him quite frail.
He almost never wore shoes, which resulted in the bottoms of his feet becoming rock hard.
To top it all off, he rarely brushed his teeth.
So I guess you could say he was a *super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.*
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