. . . and happens to be seated next to Oprah on the plane. They exchange pleasantries and settle in. Half way over the Atlantic ocean, the pilot comes on the PA and says, "We just lost 3 engines. Prepare to go down in the ocean.
Madonna grabs her carry-on and begins putting on diamond earrings, a diamond bracelet, and some diamond rings. "What are you doing?" Oprah asks.
"When the search team comes looking for us, their search light will hit my diamonds and sparkle, and they'll see me and I'll be saved," Madonna replies.
Oprah thinks about this for a second, then takes her pants and underwear off. "What the hell are you doing?!" Madonna asks.
"The first thing they always look for is the black box!"
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