Made this joke today at a Chinese restaurant, the waiter just looked at me and walked off..How many Mongolians does it take to make Mongolian lamb?

Ear Problems?

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the...

"I'm proud to be...

"I'm proud to be a black man!" said the black man. "I'm proud to be an Asian...

Taking it literally

A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal...

Bobby's Prayer

Once a boy named Bobby was praying one night. He said, "Dear Lord, take...

Two Part Joke

Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? To get to the stupid bitches house. Knock...

If Jared Fogle...

he may go Full Circle.

What does a...

They both want to get you in the sack! .......I'll see myself out now

What did the...

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What have working...

One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit.

I'ts so cold...

I actually saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.