In the United States, a Scotsman walks into a bakery and points to the display.
‘Excuse me,’ he says in his thick Scottish brogue,
‘But is that a macaroon or a meringue?’
‘No,’ says the lady at the counter, ‘you’re right. It's a macaroon.’
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