Luxembourg has begun it's invasion of France. After some minutes the field report comes to the general : ''We began advancing as ordered but the woodsmen kicked us out.''
Furious, the general summons his most trusted advisers:
''Send the tanks!'' he sais
''All of them? the advisers ask
The general scratches his chin before committing but then he replies :
''Both of them!''
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