Lunch

Three laborers were sitting on the 20th floor of a new building not completed. One was Irish, one was American and the other was Australian.


At lunch the Australian claimed that if he got another Vegimite sandwich for lunch he would throw himself off the building the next day.


The American opened up his lunchbox and declared the same as he grimaced at the peanut butter and jelly sandwich and the Irish man declared the same as he grimaced at his baked bean sandwiches.


The next day the three go to work and they all received the same lunch again and they all threw themselves off the top floor of the building.


At the funeral the three wives got together and the Australian's wife said, "All he had to do was say something and I would have packed him a different lunch."


The American's wife said the same thing.


Then the Irishman's wife said, "Well, I don't understand it at all, Paddy has been packing his own lunch for the past six months."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing