.... Luke scans the menu and sees his favorite egg fried rice so he say to R2-D2 “Oh I’m definitely ordering that!” Sure enough when the waiter comes along he orders the egg fried rice and a few other side dishes.
Now Luke is absolutely starving, so as soon as his meal arrives he picks up the chopsticks laid out on the table and digs straight in… sure enough it’s as delicious as he hoped.
But not being a chopstick pro, Luke has problems getting good mouthfuls of the rice with his chopsticks. He keeps trying, but can’t quite manage. Finally in frustration chucks his chopsticks down and angrily says to R2-D2 “This is ridiculous! How the hell is anyone supposed to eat properly with these!” He’s just about to continue with his angry chopstick rant, when all of a sudden the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears! Before Luke can say another word Obi-Wan Kenobi smiles and gently whispers “Use the forks Luke”.
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