Luke and Yoda are training on Dagobah. Suddenly, part of the ledge in front of them falls off. "Oh no, what do we do, master?" asked Luke. "Worry not" replied Yoda. Yoda takes out a giant 6-foot fork, lays it across the gap in the ledge, and they use it as a bridge.
Soon enough, they come to a large iron fence surrounding Yoda's hovel. "Oh no, what do we do now, master?" asked Luke. "Worry not" replied Yoda. Yoda takes out his giant fork and bends a hole in the fence large enough for them to crawl through.
The pair get to Yoda's hovel and Yoda wants to post a notice on the bulletin board. But when they get to the board, Yoda realizes he is out of tacks! "Worry not, master" Luke says. He picks up the fork and is about to stick it into the board, when Yoda yells "Stop! A Jedi uses the fork for no ledge and the fence, but never for a tack!"
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