A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"The husband says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out!"
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